Damage!

Calvin: class over?

Me: no..will get over by 6. only 2 ppl here! :(

Calvin: WOW! great! i could imagine your face expression now...ROFL:D:D

(it was 5.40)

Me: class over! i think mam felt pity looking at me..!! :D

Calvin: he he! its almost 6.no more coments! am also comin outta office now!:(

Me: ohh! you were in office!?! you messaged me as if you were out having fun?!!? i'll reach my ROOM in another 5 mins! poor you!! it will take time! :P

Calvin: who's gonna go home??? am gonna ROAM wid ma fren.poor yo! yo gonna stuff yourself inside that suffocating dungeon!

 Me: dare you say that word! its not dungeon!its HEAVEN! the place where ANGELS reside is known as heaven! :D :P

Calvin: since when they started naming a place as heaven, where DEVILS DANCE, VAMPIRES RULE, GHOSTS GIGGLE, SATAN SINGS, where der is DUST for oxygen and BLOOD for water!?!? :O


Me: :(:(

Calvin and Me

Calvin is ma schoolmate...a good friend..This guy is a Dexter with a little more humor sense and so, I call him Calvin.This is a message conversation.

One night I got a forward message from him!

Calvin: how long can someone live without a brain?

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''ummm... how old are you?'';):D

Me: :( :(

Calvin: why sad? :D

Me: you and all damaging me... pheelingsss!! :(

Calvin: did I damage you? really? OMG!!

I thought you had brains: D

Me: god!!!Why on earth did tsunami spare ya?!?

ayo am so useless I can't even remember any curse!

Calvin: hehehe..Nothing will happen to good heavenly souls even if you curse!! :D

Me: you are inducing me to commit suicide!!! 

Calvin: hey this is a fact...between what’s the relation between me being a good soul and you committing suicide? Are yo feeling guilty tat yo're not as good as me?: D

I was typing and there was yet another message.

Calvin; why this deafening silence? Are you crying or what? Don’t worry...I’ll teach you how to be good: D: D

Me:

Tomorrow’s headlines:

 A 21yr old mba student,Miss.karupatti committed suicide by hanging herself in her room. The police found out that a continuous bragging by one of her lifelong enemy Mr. Calvin induced her to commit suicide through messages. The police assured that they will arrest the culprit soon.

Calvin:

Day after tomorrow's headlines:

continuous investigation revealed that the arrested guy was innocent and the reason for the suicide is that the guy was so good and innocent and the gal was not able to digest the fact that humans could be so sweet :D :D :D

Me: you a sweet human uh!?!I can't even take you in human list? You belong to some other species...humans sleep in the night!! 

(This guy is nocturnal)

Calvin: sorry not a human...savior of humans..Between if am not sweet, who else can you call sweet in this whole world?:D :P

Me:

*faint * :O

Woke up saw the message

Again *faint* 

Calvin: hehehe...:D :D :D

Truth is shocking!!

Calvin: sorry for over mokkai :P:)

I was a bit upbeat today:):)